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fully made of legos!

they told us to hold onto the hand rail!

If you enjoy that, I think we may have a job for you.

Where'd you learn those moves stacey??? Hmmmm....

Fear the Turtle

HOME!!

This is what my desk looked like when I got back!

Who's that?!

I practice flying just incase the pilot needs my help. I can barely fit into this thing and I've defintily freaked out some kid just out of shot. Oh, and it's about 6am and Trevor and I have had a combined three hours of sleep after much drinking (I had a party at my place, he was at an ex's wedding.)

It's moments like this I wish I had a black magic marker.

Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?

Ned Flanders: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

Patty+Selma: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

All: Monorail!

Lyle Lanley: Once again...

All: Monorail!

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!

[big finish]

Monorail!

Homer: Mono... D'oh!

I've always wanted a reason to quote that whole song into a photo caption.

Jared and Stacey brush up their blackjack skillz (yes, with a z, they are that good). So far Stacey has taken all of Jared's money and is now going for his cool hat.