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Lots of lugage. Can you find yours? Can you see mine? It's the black boxy one.

The first of many naked breast we see on the ship.

To sexy for our shits, we quickly find our way the "top optional" deck.

"Carla, can we go up to the topless deck now?" OK, Melon, but no touching.

"Now give us the damn beads."

I might have a thing for taking pictures of signs that tell you not to take pictures.

When I get my own cruise ship and/or beach, I will make it "TOP PROHIBITED". I saw maybe one topless chick the whole time and she was laying on her stomach. Hey sexy ladies of the topless deck: what's the point of being on the topless deck if you aren't going to show off the goods? And don't give me none of that "there's nothing to see" dojo -- all breast are good breast, unless you're 80 and they hang down to your knees.

Some people were offended by this sculpture replica of David, especially if they had to stare at his penis through dinner. I can tell you that I was offended - David, the great Jewish leader of the Israelites, would have had his penis circumcised soon after birth. In this sculpture, he's got all that extra skin still there. How revolting!

Hmm... according to the "Circumcision Information and Resource Pages" (I shit you not, see for yourself: http://www.cirp.org/library/history/peron2/), it is depected correctly for how they cut the meat back then. Note that the site seems to be against clipping everything other than fingernails, and they even have rules for that.

nasty dude.... I'm not clicking that link.

"Our alcohol bill was how high!!!???!!?? Lets get out of here!"