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Beer. Times two.

You guys look fuckin' badass.

Oh man, I'm screwed. Or not.

How did they get this out of your bedroom Dylan?

Why did this chicken cross the road?

honk! enough said

...Becuz the rooster was running after it.

Stupid trevor can't even line up my hands with the boat. It's SUPPOSED to look like I'm holding the boat, Trevor! Oh well, it was hot anyway.

Yeah, it figures, Trevor and I decide to skip the shuttle and take our own way back through the non-Touresty area of the island, and we wind up in some heavily fenced area.

We decided it was in our best interest to mock the high security signs. Eat this, "Offical Government Business"!

Ah... back on the nice cool boat. And my favorite starter -- snails on a silly-looking plater! I've never had them before, and they tasted like raviolli with pesto, if you were wondering. If you weren't wondering, well too late. I'd eat them again, but I wouldn't order them - raviolli is cheaper. Then again I did drink lots of Bud Lite, when I could have saved money by just ordering water.

Happy Birthday Dear Jared, Happy Birthday to you!! WAIT!! Isnt your irthday in OCTOBER???? ITS JULY!

Jared celebrates his UN-Birthday. I don't remember why they thought it was his birthday, probably because he told them it was so he could get a cake and people to sing for him.

And this is right after the birthday tequila shot. kidding.

Jared showing off his moves.

Wow, here's Jared macking it to three girls at once - Bust a move!