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These towel creations were left in our room every night. Very cool, but a little freaky. My favorite was the monkey hanging from our lights. Our porter put Trevor's sun glasses on it, and the next morning Trevor walked all over the boat looking for Jared to find out where his glasses were. If he had asked me I would have shown him.

DAY TWO -- A DAY AT SEA

This is me in the survivor contest, which I won (smattering of applause). Thank you, thank you. In this contest we had to build a house with marshmellows and spagetti. If you look closely you'll notice I did nothing to help. My team totally should have voted me off... suckers.

Trevor partakes in SURVIVOR. His team kicks ass in every competition.

In this contest we had to swim through the salt-water pool and find spoons and golfballs that were hiddin on the bottom. It burnt like hell opening my eyes underwater, and everything was way to blurry to see anyways. You ever pour canola-oil in your eyes? No? Me neither, but I imagine its something like that.

We won this competition too...

What we look like to fish.

Trevor's special technic wins him immunity for this round...

...but his deep hatred for the banana means he won't even take a bite of one during this contest. The girl besides him easily inhales three bananas. Even though the three girls are sisters, Trevor still convinced them not to vote for him but instead vote one of them off. Trevor moves on...

yeah, I hate banannas like seagulls hate alkaselzer tablets. I took one bite of a banana and spit it into the pool. It was pretty funny when the large australian guy was fishing around in the pool for my half chewed chunck of bananna.

While she wasn't noticing trevor slipped the girl to the right of him a extra banna, Shortly after this all the girls decided to do the same until she finnaly got fed up

Things go better with Coke (especially when it came from someone else's soda card). Now...can I have one of each please,

lookin like a mafia don with my right-hand-man and left-hand-gal by my sides

Having been on a cruise, this is the one bit that i didn't like. I shouldn't have to get more dressed up for vacation that I do in real life. That and when you open curtains you shouldn't find a wood panel underneath, but that's just me.